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  • sunny1000
    02-27 11:59 AM
    Scratch my answer below...logiclife is right...pls consult a very good immigration lawyer (like sheila Murthy, Rajiv Khanna, Matthew Oh).


    Hi all

    I am a green card holder. I received my green card through an application filed by a former employer, and received it in September 2004. I got married in Arpil 2006, my wife is from my home country, she had been in the US previously on an F-1 status which has since ran out. She became pregnant soon after we were married. She came up to the US last September on a B visa. She was given 6 months stay on her I-94; and had the baby here in January of 2007. Her expiration date on the I-94 is in 3 weeks and she is going to leave (with the baby) to maintain good status standing.
    I filed for her (I-130) last July. Our plan at this time is for her to go to grad school, apply for a new F-1 to come back here. We are presently waiting for a decsion on the grad school application from the school she applied to.
    I hope this isnt too confusing, but can anyone offer any suggestions or help with our situation? In terms of what options are out there for my wife to be here with me if things dont work out with grad school/ F-1 visa? As I mentioned I did file for her, but as I am not a citizen it will take longer. Also our newborn baby is a US citizen as she was born here.
    Thank you!!




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  • DashingMax
    01-04 11:52 PM
    Already sent an email to my state Senators.

    "Indentured Servitude" seems to be the motto by the current administration. H1B's afterall are smart, educated, English-speaking, honest & tax-paying bunch. By delaying their Greencard, they can get the most out of these hardworking folks, for as long as they can.

    Worker Productivity is, afterall, an important gauge of US Economy.




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  • singhsa3
    07-12 10:36 AM
    http://boards.immigration.com/showthread.php?p=1724866#post1724866




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  • waitnwatch
    05-17 11:14 PM
    .......
    Bottom line US Masters and above still need LC, Only thing is they are not counted against Quota....which is the biggest releif ever...

    I think you are slightly off again. This clause pertains only to labor certification and has no relation to quotas as I understand. Remember that there is no such thing as an LC quota. So you still wait in line... Only gain is that the bar for labor is slightly lower because the employer has to show that they hired the best guy for the job as opposed to showing that no minimally qualified American citizen was available. ;)



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  • Dustinthewind
    01-04 12:33 AM
    Everyone -

    I've been going through my own immigration issues like everyone else in this forum. It is really sad to see that immigration bills such as the Visa Re-Capture and others that would have been greatly beneficial to us are making little to no progress. I've been thinking about a way to make a difference for a long time but felt helpless.

    It is difficult to shed light on our problems in the media in a way that others (who are not in our situation) can at-least think about the struggles we go through. I'm sure everyone has been contributing in their own way to make our voices heard.

    Today, I'm happy to share our small contribution to our issues. We are making a film called "Promise Land" to be released in Spring/Summer 2011 time frame. It's about the struggles that immigrants go through despite being legal and following the law. The film has multiple story lines dealing with family based immigration and employment based immigration.

    Of course we would love to tell everyone's stories, but in 1 hour 30 mins we can only do so much. So we have attempted to share stories from our personal experience.

    I hope that this movie is at-least a step in the right direction. We just released the trailer on Saturday. You can watch it at:
    Videos Posted by Promise Land: Promise Land First Look Teaser [HD] | Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=911423233492)

    OR on You Tube at:

    YouTube - Promise Land First Look Teaser (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7b3YogQ06M&hd=1)

    Please show your support for this film by clicking on "Like" at Promise Land | Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/PromiseLandFilm)

    Thank you so much. I appreciate it.

    I wish everyone Happy New Year and hope that the day when you won't have to worry about immigration issues is just around the corner.




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  • prem_goel
    11-25 01:27 PM
    Dipika,
    Please make sure to add a disclaimer if your post has not been helpful and creates unnecessary panic ;) (For ex: Don't blame IV if that happens )



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  • pappu
    12-31 09:03 AM
    Is your case complicated or has multiple applications?




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  • sammyb
    04-20 06:53 AM
    any luck with PIMS pre-verification ... please share ...

    I got this from different website(not sure if I can quote here).

    Before going /planning for a perticular consualte, you can email the consulate with a i797 copy asking them to check if it exists in their system. If it doesn't then they will request concerned athorities to make it available in system so that you won't get stuck with PIMS delay. So far I have heard mexico/canada consualte responding to emails positively.

    I will be mailing(canada consulate) them soon. Will keep you updated if i hear anything from them. if it works..its indeed a good options for us.:D



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  • bigboy007
    10-11 05:01 PM
    Thanks for replying... Appreciate it ....

    I believe the 180 days starts from the day of 485 notice date and not 140 approval. I had confirmed this with my attorney (both my personal one and the companies )before making the shift and I had and RFE on my 485 in June 09 and nothing after that. I would assume that USCIS was happy with my response and the case might have been pre-adjudicated.

    As per Ron, one cannot apply for H1B renewals based on revoked 140's. I wanted to see if anyone here has done it successfully. I will check with my attorney as well as my companies attorney.
    180 days is from when 485 filed as per yates memo... Check with attorney and you should be fine I dont want to draw conclusions here though. You may need to switch to AC21 aka use the EAD.. again I am not the lawyer here just coughing up what i know. H1B may be renewed if you have any of 6 years left. Why does he need to start entire GC process for just renewing H1B i dont understand.




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  • indyanguy
    09-11 10:30 AM
    So, is MS + 2 the safest way to go? Also, what is the min. salary requirement that DOL accepts if a job requires MS + 2 (say in CA).



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  • minimalist
    04-12 10:40 PM
    Do we really need to attach a copy of the front page of the passport for AP renewal, wouldn't a copy of the DL be sufficient enough?
    No need for passport front page.




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  • wandmaker
    04-03 06:59 PM
    Have had unfortunate turn of events and need your guidance.

    I had a valid approved h1 petition and i-94 for 2005 through company A.
    Company filed for extension of h1 in 2007 and received approved h1 and i-94 valid till 2010. Did not travel out of the country at that time.

    Filed for AOS 485, EAD, AP in 2007. Traveled and entered US using AP in 2008.

    USCIS did inquiry and has revoked 2005 h1 because of incorrect LCA filing by the company. They have also said that because of incorrect LCA filing, I am in violation of h1 status. Attorneys have advised that USCIS will retroactive hold me as 'out-of-status' but not unlawful present as I was working in good faith based on an approved petition and unexpired i-94s.

    The 2007 h1 was also filed in similar fashion as the 2005 h1.
    Although USCIS has not revoked current 2007-2010 h1, there is a possibility of that happening. The 485 might be denied in that case.

    The only option is to get on h4 by applying from consulate in India.
    Since I will be now answering yes to question 38 (have you violated terms of US visa, or unlawful present..?) I have also shown as intent to immigrate based on my 485 filing.

    I want to know my chances of getting an h4 approved.

    You need to add more clarity to bold words... For instance, if your work location in LCA was New York and you worked in San Francisco - Man you are in trouble..... Please post what was incorrect on the LCA and also fill in the profile, if you want the folks to consider responding to your query. My 2 cents.



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  • lord_labaku
    09-21 10:20 PM
    It may be better to rent in the near future until tax rates increase so much (which they will as someone has to pay for all these unimaginable bailouts) that it starts to make sense again to own a house so as to get the interest deducted in taxes.

    Eventually there will be a demand supply equilibrium point. People got to live somewhere right?




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  • ravindrajadeja
    04-30 08:34 PM
    Yes getting her here on an F1 Visa is your best option. You can hv the wedding in India but she shd not disclose abt her wedding and shd cm here on her maiden name and after afew months you can hv a registered marriage here. That is what my cousin did and they flew together to US.


    Thanks Chalam.. So who sponsored for her education?..Did she mention in admission process that her fiance is going to sponsor her education and also did she mention that during the F1 visa application process?...OR she did everything on her own not related to her fiance?..

    Thanks again



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  • tnite
    10-15 02:02 PM
    Sorry Gurus, Couldn't figure out how to start a new thread. So posting here,

    My spouse is on H4, Now she wants to use EAD and work.She wants to work part time, She has found a job as well, but the employer is sayng she can do parttime only for few months, after that she has to do full time or find a job somewhere else. Now if she cannot find another parttime job after few months, and has to stop working , will it affect her status?

    Thankx in advance.

    Once she goes from H4 to AOS(using EAD), it doesnt matter .she can work partime, FT or not work at all.




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  • shahsahil
    04-17 12:31 AM
    Hi

    I am new to this group. I have a question regarding my PERM case.
    MY PERM case is pending in DOL from last 10 months. I find this very
    unusual.

    Anybody heard about such a long pending case?
    Are there any suggestion for following up on my PERM case?

    Any advise will be useful.

    Thanks
    -Sahil.



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  • gcformeornot
    04-08 05:47 PM
    1). I just mailed (paper filing) I-765 for renewal of EAD. Reason: Last year, because of a tiny/immaterial mistake (in e-filing) my EAD was delayed to close to 120 days..

    2) As per filing instructions (feb,2010) I donot think you have any choice/option as to where to file.

    Make your own choice, good luck.
    are 2 locations based on states where you live.

    Dallas and Phoenix.
    If you live in:

    Alaska, Arizona, California, Colorado, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota, Ohio, Oregon, South Dakota, Utah, Washington, Wisconsin, Wyoming, Guam, or the Commonwealth of Northern Mariana Islands.

    Mail your application to:

    USCIS Phoenix Lockbox

    For U.S. Postal Service (USPS) deliveries:



    USCIS

    PO Box 21281

    Phoenix, AZ 85036

    For Express mail and courier deliveries:


    USCIS

    Attn: AOS

    1820 E. Skyharbor Circle S

    Suite 100

    Phoenix, AZ 85034




    Alabama, Arkansas, Connecticut, Delaware, District of Columbia, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Mississippi, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Puerto Rico, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, Virginia, U.S. Virgin Islands, or West Virginia




    USCIS Dallas Lockbox

    For U.S. Postal Service (USPS) Deliveries:



    USCIS

    PO Box 660867

    Dallas, TX 75266



    For Express mail and courier deliveries:



    USCIS

    Attn: AOS

    2501 S. State Hwy. 121 Business

    Suite 400

    Lewisville, TX 75067




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  • dealsnet
    08-05 11:56 AM
    You will receive the paper welcome letter within one week.
    Physical card will receive within 10 days. I did receive the physical card after the day I have received the email 'approval notice send'.
    About ADIT:
    ADIT=Alien Documentation Identification & Telecommunication Systems.
    Could mean biometrics not up to date or just stamp in passport.
    Either way they will tell you what they want.

    ADIT (I-551) stamping


    Applicant appears at local USCIS for ADIT processing, as outlined in AOS approval letter. Applicant will not be scheduled for an ADIT appointment, ADIT processing is done by "walk-in" basis ONLY.


    Once the applicant adjusts his/her status by completing ADIT processing, s/he is given the I-551 permanent resident stamp in his/her passport.

    Don't worry. Minor things.

    Thanks Dealsnet;

    Do you have any clue on "ADIT Processing'. Do we have to do anything ?
    Any probable expectation that, Actual Plastic Cards, would be received within XX days of Welcome notices ?

    Just curious to know, if you have any info.. :)

    thanks,:)




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  • brb2
    09-21 09:37 PM
    Any time of the day there are more "guests" logged on than members. Making all the forums "members only" will double the membership right away:)




    paskal
    09-10 11:58 AM
    From Siskind's blog on ILW
    http://blogs.ilw.com/gregsiskind/2007/09/more-details-on.html

    MORE DETAILS ON SEPTEMBER 18TH RALLY
    Folks - The issue has been raised about whether non-citizens are allowed to participate in rallies. The answer is an emphatic YES! The main restrictions you have in participating in the world's oldest democratic republic is in your ability to vote and your ability to donate to election campaigns. You are most definitely allowed to go to a rally and press your case to the government.

    Immigration Voice has released the following advisory for those attending:

    Travel Advisory for the Sept 18th Rally/Parade



    Dear Member: As you know, the route of the rally on Sept 18th is from Washington Monument to Capitol Hill in downtown Washington DC. Please use the following advisory for travel to and from rally and related events. Everyone must arrive at the Washington Monument at around 9:00 AM on 18th. The march would begin at 11:00 AM and end at 12:30 PM. We will gather on Capitol Hill grounds and stay there from 12:30 thru 2:30 PM.


    Same day travelers: You have to arrive at Washington Monument at 9:00 AM where this event begins and leave the event from Capitol Hill, when it ends at 2:30 PM.



    Arrival Advisory

    For people arriving at the Washington Monument via WMATA Metro Rail/Bus

    There are two close Metro Stations to the Washington Monument Grounds. From your location reach one of the below metro stations. Please use the trip planner on WMATA Home page.


    (1) Smithsonian Metro Station (closest by walk)

    (2) Federal Triangle Metro Station


    Both the stations are 0.4 miles from the monument grounds and are on both Orange & Blue Metro Lines. See the map here on WMATA website and familiarize yourselves before you get on to the train.


    Tip: For those who has not been to DC before, Washington Monument stands tall and can be seen easily. Google Washington Monument and familiarize yourself, if time permits.

    Walking Directions from Smithsonian Metro



    (1) Take the 12th street exit and walk 0.1mile ( North ) towards constitution avenue.

    (2) Make a Left turn on Madison Dr NW and walk 0.1 mile ( West ).

    (3) Arrive at the intersection of 15th and Madison Dr NW to find Washington Monument Grounds.



    Walking Directions from Federal Triangle Metro



    (1) Take the 12th street exit and walk 0.1mile ( South ) towards constitution avenue.

    (2) Make a Right turn on Constituion Ave and walk 0.3 mile ( West)

    (3) Make a Left turn on 15th st and walk 0.1 mile south to find Washington Monument Grounds



    For people arriving at the Washington region airports (DCA/IAD/BWI) early morning Sep 18th

    From Regan National Airport (DCA)



    Regan National Airport is connected by WMATA Metro and is on both Yellow and Blue lines.

    (1) Take the Blue line train (towards Largo Town Center) from DCA to Smithsonian to avoid transfers on the Metro.

    (2) Use Walking directions from Smithsonian above to reach the Washington Monument grounds.



    From Washing Dulles International Airport (IAD)



    (1) Take the 5a bus from IAD at curb 2E to L'Enfant plaza Metro Station.

    (2) Get down at the Rossyln Metro Station and Take the Blue line Metro towards Largo Town Center.

    (3) Get down at Smithsonian Metro and Follow the Walking directions from Smithsonian listed above



    From Baltimore Washington International Airport (BWI)



    (1) Take the B30 Bus from BWI to GreenBelt Metro Station and get down at Green Belt Station.

    (2) Take the Green line towards Branch Ave and get down at L'Enfant plaza Metro Station.

    (3) Take the Blue line towards Franconia/Springfield Metro and get down at the Smithsonian Metro

    (4) Follow walking directions from Smithsonian as listed above.







    For people arriving on buses (ONLY IV Charter Buses) points south and west



    Points South



    (1) On I-395 North/George Mason Memorial Bridge,Stay in the 2 left lanes and follow directions to US-1/Downtown. (approx 1 mile on Route 1)

    (2)Route 1 becomes 14th St SW.

    (3) Make a left on Independence Ave and arrive at the intersection of 15th and Independence Ave.

    (4) Buses will drop off IV members at the intersection of 15th and Independence and will be parked at RFK stadium.



    Points West



    (1) I-66 West becomes Theodore Roosevelt Memorial Bridge and becomes Route 50 East/ Constitution ave NW.

    (2) Make a left on the 15th Street and go 0.5 miles South and arrive at the intersection of Independence ave and 15th street.

    (3) Buses will drop off IV members at the intersection of 15th and Independence and will be parked at RFK stadium.



    Points North and East



    (1) From 295-S/Baltimore Washington Parkway take the US 50W/ Newyork Ave exit and go aprrox 5 miles

    (2) Make a left on to I-395 S and go approx 2 miles

    (3) Take the 12th St SW/Downtown exit and Make a left on Independence Ave with in 0.5 mile

    (4) Arrive at the Independence ave and 15th street interesection in .5 miles. Buses will drop off IV members and will be parked at RFK Stadium



    Departure Advisory


    For people departing via WMATA Metro Rail/Bus



    There are two Metro stations close to the US Capitol West lawn



    (1) Union Station Metro on the Red line. (closer to west lawn by walk)

    (2) Capitol South Metro on the Orange & Blue line.



    Find out on what Metro Line (Blue/Orange/Red/Green/Yellow or Combination) your destination / Metro station is and chose either of the above Metro stations. Simply, Go to wmata website and get your itinerary. Your destination can be a Metro rail stop or some thing that is connected by both rail and bus.



    Walking Directions to Union Station Metro Station



    (1) Head North on 1st St NW towards Constitution ave approx 0.1 mile

    (2) Make Right turn on Louisiana Ave to walk towards columbus circle approx .25 miles

    (3) Cross the Columbus Circle to arrive at Union Station Metro.







    Walking Directions to Capitol South Metro Station



    (1) Head South on 1st st NW towards Independence ave, approx 0.1 mile

    (2) Make Left turn on Independence avenue and walk East approx 0.2 miles

    (3) Make a Right turn on New Jersey avenue and walk South approx 0.1 mile going past Cannon House building and C st SE

    (4) Make a Left turn on D st SE and walk East approx 0.1 mile to arrive at US Capitol South Metro.



    For People departing via IV Charter Buses


    There is no pick up available around the US Capitol. IV Charter buses will be parked at the RFK Stadium which is accessible via METRO. The Metro stop is Armory Stadium which is on the Orange/Blue lines and is the 3rd stop from US Capitol South Metro. (Trains towards New Carrollton/ Largo Town Center)



    (1) Follow the Walking directions to US Capitol South from the US Capitol West lawn as listed above

    (2) Ride the Orange/Blue line to get down at the Armory/Stadium Metro stop.

    (3) Walk towards Lot 7 from the Armory stadium. Street Signs will be available from the Metro station

    (4) Board the bus and your Bus lead/Driver will get you to your destination



    Please make sure that you have the bus lead(s) phone number and there will be a roll call before the bus departs. For exact timings of departure, please talk to your bus lead.




    kriskris
    08-19 11:10 AM
    I posted the following at another forum on this topic:



    It is from this link:
    http://www.uscis.gov/propub/ProPubVAP.jsp?dockey=c9aecd408423b3f800b01aa0c83db a52


    Further research showed that the BSS (Biometrics Storage System) actually went into effect on May 7, 2007.




    This is from FR 17172 which you can find at:
    http://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/getpage.cgi?dbname=2007_register&position=all&page=17172
    Thanks for the info. Good to know abt this.



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